How to Be A Latin LoverDVD - 2017
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Papa always said that you get what you work for, not what you wish for.
-And look what happened to him!
After I gave her my best years, after I gave her my youth, after I gave her the best of me! Of course, now that my boobs have sagged, she finds someone younger than me.
Did you dye your hair?
- Yep! All of it. I gave myself a little makeover.
Maybe next time they can make over your brain.
I had a chance to be a part of a family, and I ruined it.
-I don't think you ruined it, because it's never too late to make it right. "Catta" do what you "catta" do.
"You can't live your life afraid that something bad will happen, because then you really never lived. "
-Where did you hear that?
You're not attracted to me?
- Not at all. No, I'm attracted to, like, really good looking guys. Guys with, like, great faces and great bodies, who are muscular and handsome, and younger, much younger than you, and tall- a lot taller. But that's just me.
But then... why did you give me the job?
-I think I'm just drawn to helping less fortunate, damaged, sad, sad, sad, sad creatures.
-No. You're not family. You're nothing more than a lazy 46 year old freeloader, who doesn't think of anyone but himself. ... You stole his hopes. You stole his dreams. But it ends now. You will never use me or Hugo again, understood?
You said I'm 46, but I'm 39.
-No, you're not.
Of course I am.
- Hell no!
Of course I am.
- But I'm 42!
- You're my older brother!
You know, the McLarens are like snowflakes, in that no two are ever the same.
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