Quotation

Opening scene: Brian: Would you like to see before, you know...Yeah. Aaron: Brian? Who's this? Brian: You know, I asked myself the same thing when my dad passed. I said, "Who is this man?" Aaron: No, no, Brian. Who's this in the coffin? Because that's not my father. Brian: Are you sure? Aaron: Are you asking me if I'm sure? I know what my father looks like? Brian: No, people make mistakes in a time of grief, Aaron. Aaron: Look at the damn body, man. Brian: Oh, shit. You got Jackie Chan in there! === Uncle Russell: Hey, let me tell you something about women. Smarter than you think they are, but not nearly as smart as *they* think they are. === Aaron: What's going on? Elaine: She took my parking spot, Aaron. Aaron: Parking spot? My father's dead. Act right. === Uncle Russel: It's just that, I know that I've been touched in some religious fashion. I'm addicted to strip clubs. The smell, the pole, the stretch marks, the C-section scars.