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WE KNOW RIGHT OFF THAT THE MOM WAS TROUBLE: Mother: Good morning. I'm checking in. Receptionist: Wait a moment, please. I'm afraid the room won't be ready until four o'clock. It's a policy. Mother: Get your manager. Receptionist: Mr. Manager, could you please come out to the reception? He'll be here in a minute. Manager: What's your problem? Receptionist: I have a guest here who'd like to talk to you. Manager: Good morning, madam. How may I help you? Mother: Listen to me. I have just traveled 10,000 miles to see the corpse of my first-born son. I haven't slept in 30 hours, and this bitch says I can't have my room.