Quotation
WE KNOW RIGHT OFF THAT THE MOM WAS TROUBLE: Mother: Good morning.
I'm checking in.
Receptionist: Wait a moment, please.
I'm afraid the room won't be ready
until four o'clock. It's a policy.
Mother: Get your manager.
Receptionist: Mr. Manager, could you please
come out to the reception?
He'll be here in a minute.
Manager: What's your problem?
Receptionist: I have a guest here
who'd like to talk to you.
Manager: Good morning, madam.
How may I help you?
Mother: Listen to me.
I have just traveled 10,000 miles
to see the corpse
of my first-born son.
I haven't slept in 30 hours,
and this bitch says
I can't have my room.