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In the name of friendship, tell me a joke. -Me? I don't know any jokes. Okay, just one, Um... This woman, Mrs. Jones, uh, was suffering from a rare heart condition. The doctor prescribes male hormones to up her testosterone, 2 pills a day. A month later she goes back to the doctor and says... "That medicine is doing wonders for my heart. But I'm growing hair where it has never grown before. " "Don't worry, excessive hair is to be expected. Where does ii grow exactly?" She says, "On my balls, Doctor. " === (Joe, hooked up to medical tubes and wires in a hospital bed:) Tell me one of your crappy jokes. -Crappy joke? How about I disconnect you? Would that make you laugh? === "Thank God it was so sudden." "At least she felt no pain."